TheLadyMaMa

jokes

2009-03-09T14:16:00.004+08:00

recently,i receive an email........it was so funny....
so i plan 2 post it rite here....

SPM Levels

Hokkien Exam Paper

Instructions:

1. Read the passage carefully

2. Grade yourself with the grading system at the end of the passage after reading.

3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah !

Section A: Orrler Exeminetion (60 marks)

Question:
Singalella why become rich ?

Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella.

She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the sisters all damn kuai-lan, so she quite zhia-lat oso.

Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah.

Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai mah bao-kah-liao.

If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak.

Tak jit zho kah tau-hin.

EPF poon boh.

But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son call Ah Ming got party.

So he say, 'oeh, long chong lai ah.'

Singalella very happy because she never go party before but then her step-marder say, 'Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahru lu eh sisters wu standard.'

Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sisters and step-marder.

Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay pang-sai.

That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee.

Her neighbour came over and ask, 'Eh, an-zhua lu boh kee party?'

So Singaalella kong, 'I-wan, lau-bu kong buay-sai, so boh pian.'

She never expect but the neighbour say, 'Aiyah, kee lah, I give you money.'

So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui, chen-kor, after that look very different.

She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor, already 11 o'clock.

At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because the char bor all boh sui one.

Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.

Just as Ah Ming told himself, 'Aiyah see-pay zhia-lat', Singalella came in.

Ah Ming straight away lau nuar.

'Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buay pai.'

Ah Ming say to Singalella, 'eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee zho flen!'

Singalella say ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch here touch there.

But then just it was 12 o'clock, one ah pek die on the dance floor.

He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number.

So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak ban.

So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh and then kah kee cho sen-lee.

Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.

Section B: Grades - Gauge Your command of Hokkien....

A1. Can understand the story and pronounce Hokkien correctly.

Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zao..

A2. Can understand half story and/or cannot pronounce Hokkien properly.

zhia lat

E8. Don't understand story and/or catch no ball.

leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien Singabolean

F9. Don't understand rating.

kee see lah, wah mana eh zhai lee kong simi?

so long.....

2009-02-27T01:51:00.003+08:00

wau...so long i din blog.....almost 2 months....quite lazy 2 blog....busing doin my stuffs.....
2 weeks ago,went up 2 genting....its was so fun man....1st time in my life went in 2 d casino....wau, d environment is so describable...man i saw people lose thousands in a split of min in d slots machine...those guys are stupid...edi knw slots machine r sets by software but thy stil ply.....
thn later i started 2 read d game...(dai sai) 20min later so borin cos donknw hw 2 read d monitor so leave my mom n go n look at d roulete cos its next 2 d dai sai table....wau...i saw 1 guy win 140 rm50 cash chip.....wau.... 140 x rm50 = rm7000....man....my eye came out....omg....thn quickly went bac 2 tel my mom...b4 telling her tis...she gv me alot of chips n ask me 2 keep thm properlly....i was so shock oso..cos my mom won almost 1k....omg....i suddenlly bcame silent n watch her ply.....wau she ply only 6games...n won rm3+++....percentage of wining 100% cos she din lose....thn later on my turn 2 ply...guess wat...i oso won....wuakaka...

tis is some of the money i've won.....

d next day v went bac home happily....
bac home...cant tahan d...cos miss genting....but actually is d excitement of money...wuakaka...so v book a hotel again on d next week....thn v went up again....

tis time....i'm reli reli reli reli lucky....luckiest day i ever hav....cos i got d jackport....T.T...
1st i went 2 d monte carlo...thn d police stop me n ask 4 my ic....shit...he check thn knw tat i m under age, thn he say :" u tak blh masuk,kena tunggu umur 21 " thn i told d police " bang bagi chance la...saya ni tinggal 1bulan sudah 21....jgn cam ni la...saya tak main punya...nak ikut mak masuk je...." thn d police keep say no....so i get out....
thn i hav a try at d 1st world 1 cos resort 1 cant go in....once reach thr my image reli make me look like 30 y o d...but d police stil stop me n check me again....thn he say ic...n thn....kick me out...haiz....

thn 30min later i go 4 a try....went in another place....guess wat...tis time almost can go in d...but le...d police stop me frm far...n check my ic again....swt la....thn i told him " bang saya nak masuk tengok tengok je...tak main....lagi pun minggu depan dah nak gi luar negeri...tada chance nak masuk lagi....tolong la..." thn police talk wit his partner....thn thy told me 2 wait 10.15 come bac here....tat time he allow me 2 go in wo...so i told my mom cal her 2 wait 4 me in thr...in d end...after 10.15 sharp...thy change shift d....damn...i've been cheat by d police....argh!!!!!
thn nvm....i went in again...d police stop me again n chck me....haiz.....

tat day i've tried 5times....5times cant go in....reli kena their jackport....damn....wait til d day 15min b4 my bday i sure try 2 go in...if thy kik me ...i sure tel thm, "bang ok...skrg i tunggu lagi 15min...sampai masa u tak blh stop saya masuk....i tunggu di depan u....".....hahahaha...c hw thy ply wit me....

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!

2009-01-01T02:04:00.003+08:00

H ours of happy times with friends and family
A bundant time for relaxation
P rosperity
P lenty of love when you need it the most
Y outhful excitement at lifes simple pleasures

N ights of restful slumber
E verything you need
W ishing you love and light

Y ears and years of good health
E njoyment and mirth
A ngels to watch over you
R emembrances of a happy year!

Happy FinalYear

2008-12-31T20:07:00.002+08:00

wau....its like split second, jan has turn to dec 31...is d end of the year edi, n i m getting older by 1 year....how sad.....T.T
i will make a ending point to the year 2008, n will recap special things tat happen during d whole year......thr's 3 good n memorable thing happen tis year....

1st ---finally i start my 1st step n make a try towards my dream, n so lucky 2 b chosen...
2nd---i hv a 1st platinium credit card frm my mom.....how nice....i received it b4 having my own atm card.

3rd---i've had got my 1st STAGE T-shirt......wuakaka......

thr r also 3 BAD thing happens...

i spend hundreads of dollar during christmas eve....it makes me broke...i feel d pinch rite nw...omg....
i don have a girl friend. a llittle bit lonely sometimes....haha

i din kena any lottery .....hahaha....3 years of buying but din kena once b4...(ply with small amount only max RM5)

okie nw new year wishes.....
i will stop buying lottery as lottery may bring some1 2 death.
i will be more mature.
i will concentrate more on both my studies n dream....
i will try 2 ask my parent 2 buy me a new car.....cos my car is old
i will try 2 find a girl friend bcos i m edi single for 2 n half years....omg....i nid something....hehehe...

well i wish every1 a vy happy new year!!!!

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│ｏ　ｏ│ YEAR │●°
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☆ ˍ|ˍ/ˍˍˍˍˍ/∴☆ HAppy 2009!!!

2008-12-19T23:00:00.008+08:00

wau...finally everything is over & its time 4 christmas....well actually i'm looking for a brand call

Stage Hyaline Of World

visit here to check it out (http://www.ilovestage.com.sg/)

i think i cant find it in malaysia....d shirts & pants are cool.....its a brand created by show luo...
i see a few ppl r wearing tis brand's stuff around my college,but i don knw whr d hell tis guy bought it....reli damn envy thm...i reli do hope show luo will open an outlet in malaysia...tat time i wil his loyal customer....hehehe.....i suddenlly feel so stupid la......
btw if any 1 knw drop by here n knw whr i can get tis stuffs in malaysia...please kindly leave a comment....hehehe.....

bz....bz....bz.....

2008-12-17T19:55:00.001+08:00

wau...this week reli sickening, so many stuffs 2 do and stil hav test,omg....stressing.....get bac here whn i'm free......

复杂复杂复杂

2008-12-09T22:16:00.003+08:00

今天心情好复杂哦，总觉得好像有人不想我进演艺圈。
有人告诉我演艺圈是黑暗的，可是我却不觉得。好复杂哦.....

演艺圈真的有那么黑暗吗？如果是的话，那每一年为何有很多新人出道呢？？？
那我又应不应该进呢？？？两个礼拜的时间就快到了，必需有个答案......
argh!!!!!!

不进又怕后悔，进又怕像他们所说的一样.......好头痛。
这就是人类，当机会摆在面前时不会珍惜，可是没了就后悔.....
可能是我还没做好准备，因为机会是永远留给做好准备的人.....
那现在我应该做好准备，预备这受训吧.....舞台，等我......5年....

unexpectable

2008-12-01T02:13:00.000+08:00

walau....today whn i was taking my lunch,suddenly a call frm New Pro-Star新艺星,guess wat?
thy called me to go for an interview, so i promised thm...

actually few weeks ago i went 4 pop star audition ,unfortunately i failed,but thy say thy put me under pending group, but waited 4 2weeks in d end no calls as d competition has already began.....til today thy called me up....walaueh...y thy call me???thy say 1 2 discuss about wat i can do in d future....either singing,acting,hosting,MV, nor evertising n etc....

well honestly i m bit happy cos d road 2 my dream is almost near....but i have2 concentrate on my studies....like thy said god give u something n take away something....

reli hope tis coming fri ,d interview goes well.....

写的词

2008-11-30T17:33:00.003+08:00

最近灵感来了开始写了两首词.......

词：ladymama
恋曲

没开过的花它会盛放吗
能否把回忆都烙下
断线的吉它别再弹它
让结局画上句点吧
如果说能再从来为何要掉头走开
你说我对你的爱还不赖
如果说能再从来结局不会有更改
那么为什么要分开

告诉我为什么谁的错
没有你的生活怎么过
告诉我怎么做怎么过
没有你的心情好落默
告诉我别散躲别冷漠
说你还会拥抱我
别再说时间不会退后
告诉我你曾经爱国我

词的意思是指一个谈了4年的男孩和她女友分手后，不心甘情愿和放不下的心情.....
曲还在进行中...

词：ladymama
战士

一开始我只相信强悍的是命运
最后我却忽略了自己没有太多考虑
风吹一阵灰色的夜就在眼前
强者身上的能量又能撑到几个夜晚

只要勇敢就跟我来不用刻意去安排
许多奇迹都相信才会存在
败军从北往南方离期待着恋曲
绝不留着后路可退等待时间从出极限

世界变化真的很快
诺不明白就会被淘汰
该来就来捉紧时候
面对着血战的到来

每个人的汗流了让生命变得厚重
走出血战才看见新宇宙
让我牺牲地替你们走出这片天空
让世界不会在血流
让我们领接着美好的温柔

这个灵感来自于一个最近流行的一个game，DotA......
hehehe....一定是有人觉得我sot了，既然写这样的词......

好吧，希望看过我的作品的人可以给写意见，因为有complaints才有进步

first time blogging

2008-11-30T16:57:00.000+08:00

there are many ppl like blogging this days,so i oso follow the trend la....thats why i created an account so start blogging......hahaha....